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|Sunday, June 7th, 2009|
.... It's been too long......
I've been stuck in a do-gooder brainwashing facility, they were trying to convert me! After my last post, 2 years ago, about running out of the evil grocery store, they nabbed me. And took me to their facility located in, yep, you guessed it, a Target store. Yep, the bulls eye is for do-gooderness...
And I spent my time watching good, wholesome television programming that was supposed to teach me family values, and how to get along with my neighbors and such.... YEAH RIGHT!
So now that I'm back, you can expect me to get the crew back together, and shenanigans will ensue!! Believe it! Current Mood: annoyed
|Sunday, May 6th, 2007|
Well, so I finally figured out a good way to get some revenue for evil stuff.
Yes that's right, evil ninjas have started marketing computers who's screens are made of paper! Now, you have a typo, just grab a pencil!!
Mwa ha ha!
In other news, I was at the grocery store the other day, and I was buying some evil groceries (naturally), when some freaking do-gooder comes in, and thinking he's being funny, he holds a lighter up to the fire alarm. The alarm goes off, the sprinklers kick in, and all us villians run outside, not wanting to get our clothes all wet. And well, what do we see out there, a whole bunch of do-gooders, with super soakers...
I will pay them back!!
|Sunday, April 29th, 2007|
Hi all! It's been an unnecessarily long time since I've last shared my evil goodness with all of you. Try not to be sad. Being a supervillain evil genius is pretty time consuming.
Now, where to start...
Our very first Nemoy clone has graduated from evil clone school, and has been teaching the others the fine inner workings of being a useful evil clone.
Oliver went on vacation for his birthday, and I'm sure he'll be posting about it soon.
Now, I've got some things to do, as my base still isn't finished, but be expecting to hear from me soon!
|Thursday, July 20th, 2006|
|Ok, it's story time
It's been an incredibly long time since I've had the opportunity to post.
You will remember that the last time I posted, I was hiding in a vegitable selling fruit stand. I got stuck in that vegi-fruit stand, because, unknown to me, it was actually a villian trap.
Yes, that's right. Villian traps are sentient vegitable selling fruit stands that take nurishment by eating villians. They're quite rare, after the villian trap purge of '43, but this one was able to hide, by selling fruit for a while. However, it was unable to deny it's true nature, and thus began selling vegitables again recently.
Until now, I'd never encountered one before, except for in the Villian's Guide of Unpleasant Things to Avoid
, but in that book, they're listed as being extinct.
Well, anyways, it took me a while to realize what I was hiding in, then I just super ninja chopped my way out of it.
I have a new base in the works, but I can't talk about it right now, oh and I've heard that Blue Gooder is becoming a Magnificentologist!!
|Friday, May 5th, 2006|
Well, things've been rough recently... Blue-gooder blew up my base...
I'm hiding in a fruit stand that actually sells only vegitables right now, so I'll have to update more later.
|Monday, March 13th, 2006|
It's been a while!
Being an evil genius doesn't leave much time to update!
The evil mutant Doctorpus program is going well! They're able to handle most medical problems that a mutant octopus might find himself being bothered by!
The evil mutant Dentipus has almost finished his evil dental training, and will be ready soon to help our mutant octopi keep their smiles pearly white!!
And now, the most critical plan yet has come to fruition!! The evil ninja shrink ray has been completed!!
We found out that the micro-colmans that have made Joe sick are actually a plot by my arch-nemesis Blue-Gooder (he's a goody good do-gooder!!), a plot to make my mutant octopi sick!
Oliver has volunteered to be shrunk with the ray in order to sneak into the tiny micro-colman factory to shut it down, or possibly reprogram the micro-colmans to attack Blue-Gooder!!!
Mwa ha ha ha ha haaaa!!!
|Wednesday, February 8th, 2006|
Holy evil throwing stars it's been a while since I've posted!!
Things have been pretty busy lately. We've started growing a specialized type of mutant octopus: the mutant evil doctorpus. This breed of mutant octopi has been genetically coded to be able to learn quickly, thus is able to become a doctorpus/nurspus. Or maybe medicpus if you prefer.
In other words, a mutant octopi doctor to take care of sick mutant octopi. Like in case they eat a poisoned do-gooder, or like when Oliver broke a tentacle.
In other news, our base is doing great!! The mini Colmans have found an escalator to live under, the Nemoy clones have found some old Star Trek tapes, so they're happy, and our mutant octopi tanks have internet capabilities, so the mutant octopi and doctorpuses are happy!!
We're operating in HD evil in 2006!!!
|Friday, December 30th, 2005|
Well, it has been a while, hasn't it?
We're currently busy, underway with New Year's plot preparations. What are they, you ask? Well, we can't tell you yet, as I said we're busy.
We'll update more later, and I'll tell you about all the evil presents I got from Oliver and from the Nemoy clones!!
|Tuesday, December 6th, 2005|
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I helped the_bigest_evil see the light (8 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mrvikingman's purse (30 points). In August I pushed redfreadom in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-678 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
|Tuesday, November 15th, 2005|
Wow, plots have been going well for a while now, I've almost got enough money to convert our bad guy dojos to evildoer dojos. What's the difference you might ask. Well, for starters, my henchmen will start getting training on how to become semi-competent. Strange, yes, but it'll surely help in the springtime, which is when most do-gooders come out of hibernation and start spawning... it's definitely a troublesome time, but I'm hoping that this new program will save me a base or two. Current Mood: accomplished
|Friday, October 28th, 2005|
So sales of the Supervillian's Guide to the Ninjaverse are really really high, it's become the #1 selling book in evil Barnes 'n Nobles's all over the world.
I'm using the profits from it on a plot. Now, you might say, you've made $238474329879473295692378748326493872469
239872398463298469382674932869478.78 from your book, so why do you need to keep plotting plots?
My response would be "Hey, shut it you!" The Supervillian's Guide to the Ninjaverse will help all of my plots to be successful. The newest plot: To take over the world's only computer farm!!
With all of the world's computers under my control, the world will be mine!!!
|Tuesday, October 11th, 2005|
Hwa ha ha!!! It's been a while, but Hwa ha ha!!
Evil ninjas were inspired by a movie that we've seen recently, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
We've made an evil book similar to the one in the movie, and called it the Supervillian's Guide to the Ninjaverse. It gives tips at being evil, and describes evil plots and stuff, and will even create plots for you! It's great!!
No do-gooder will ever be able to stop me now!!!
|Tuesday, September 27th, 2005|
For the record, I never owned the cd.
Big things going down, oh yes.
We'll let you know more as things come to fruition.
|Thursday, July 28th, 2005|
|Friday, July 22nd, 2005|
|An Evil Ninja Story
Once upon a time, there was a woman, and her name was Marcy.
She was walking down the street one day, when a funny shaped car pulled up next to her, and out popped a mutant octopus. His name was Oliver. He flashed a big grin at her and said "HI!" Well, naturally Marcy, who never met a mutant octopus before, promptly fainted. Oliver caught her, and brought her into the car, which was actually a time machine.
When Marcy woke up, Oliver explained to her that they were in a time machine, and that Oliver was going to go back in time to play a prank on George Washington. He was going to replace his false teeth with wind up chattering teeth, so that everybody would always think that he was cold.
When they got to the past, Oliver gave Marcy an evil ninja suit to wear, to that she'd "blend in". Then, getting out of the time machine, they snuck into George Washington's house to steal his teeth. But, even in times of old, there were do-gooders. And the do-gooder that guarded George Washington called himself The Union Whippersnapper, he was 5'3, had a really big wig, and his tights were way too tight.
Anyway, he spotted them, and was about to use his signature move, the 13 colonies on them, when Marcy kicked him in the balls, and that was the last they saw of him.
The succedded in the switching of the teeth, and that's why George Washington is known as the president who was always cold.
|Thursday, July 14th, 2005|
Things aren't going too well.
My new base has been constructed. A 5794 story building in downtown Manhattan. Nobody will ever suspect it!! Hwa ha ha!!
And now for the problems...
The brand new evil viking ninjas are having problems hiding in public. I'm thinking that it might be because of their helmets and armor, but I'm not really sure yet. They just might need some more practice.
The greater problem... the evil Yodabot has been delayed due to technical difficulties. The Nemoy clones think that the Yodabot sounds more like Grover from Seseme Street than Yoda. ::sigh:: How will we ever convince geeks at sci-fi conventions that money leads to the dark side of the force, and should give it to Yoda, since he's strong enough to resist temptation if he sounds like our furry pal Grover!?!
Evil ninja R&D also working on cold weather gear for mutant octopi, including ski caps and tentacle mittens. Current Mood: annoyed
|Tuesday, July 5th, 2005|
I have my evil ninjas started on construction of a new lair. I've been away from the old one for so long that I forgot where it was... I hate when that happens.
Just to let you all know, July 22nd is Evil Ninja Day, so make sure to show your support!!